Right you lot!!!!!

I know you are all reading. Whats sad is that I am writing assuming no one is anyway! Then it gets mentioned in conversation and I think, oh, I'm not actually talking to myself. I would though, if you stopped reading, I am not proud.

Want to know something about me no one else knows? Aside from my family of course? It is my most shameful moment actually, I still cannot believe I did it! I was only 8 or 9 or so, and I confessed after the police had been and gone again.

Truly. It's rather scandalous. Dying to know? I'll tell you next time! Dare you to guess...